IQ Review
Sirens Of The Pleasure Dome
CyberBoy Studios

Art Screen shots to accompany text 1) light (caption You are Virtual Victor, a foul-mouthed sex machine) 2) vix doggy (caption Take on killer female ninjas like Vixen)

Background orange ripple

Headline Politically Incorrect, And Great Fun

Hybrid CD Rom
Interactive Game
X Rated

Men with Women 
Full Nudity
Penetration

3 1/2 stars

Summary Sex Robot Vs. Female Killer Ninjas

	Sirens of the Pleasure Dome was my strangest gaming experience yet.  IQ sent me in to do a robotÕs job, but this Ôbot wasnÕt sweet and funny like Tom Servo or Crow from Mystery Science Theater 3000, the Woody Allens of robotry.  Virtual Victor is a foul-mouthed brute of a robot who hops on his jet cycle, gets picked up by a UFO, and is dropped in the Pleasure Dome, where he has sex with tall, statuesque thin-waisted female ninjas.  ThereÕs Vixen, Angel, Lotus and The Overseer.  These tough and sexy women talk as dirty as Victor, as if theyÕve taken post-graduate courses in John Leslie films. 
 
	How was a couch muffin like me, even encased in steel, going to seduce them? That was my job.  A dirty job... but some robot had to do it.  I immediately e-mailed the editors at IQ and asked them for any info they could give me that would keep these women from telling me, ÒYou couldnÕt fuck your way out of a paper bag. Now pay for your mistake,Ó or, ÒYou fool! Now die like the fucking dog you are.Ó 
 
	The trick is to talk dirty back at them while youÕre having sex (by hitting the talk button), watching two important meters on either side of the screen. The red meter on the right has to be kept up by changing sexual position, and hitting jumping sex targets on your sirenÕs body, so that you can then slam on the powersex button.  This raises the yellow orgasm meter, but depletes the red, so you must keep pumping.  If you deplete the red too much, you get eviscerated by your siren.  Just like that.  Without a word of thanks.  However, if you can hit orgasmic levels in the yellow meter, you then hit the orgasm button and finish off your ninja.  As she lies back in the aftermath of ecstasy, sheÕll give you a hint which enables you to go to the next level. 
 
	The CD comes with cheats in a readme file, which will give you more power, should you need it.  I needed all the power I could get, and then some, but IÕm sure that any coordinated guy can screw his way through this game.

- Richard Freeman